Wednesday, May 28, 2008

jasper jr.

dear diary,
today i felt like going to go to punch Noah in the face because what he did to my father and i am so mad that his dada got out of jail i think that he should rott in jail intil he dies. And i want to dump all the poop in the water so it polutes and noah and his dork friends will not be able to swim in it. And all the other dorks that swim here.

Waste

Dear Diary
Today was boring all i do i is sit here and wait till they trow more of me so i get bigger and the other day i felt a kids foot so i cut him in the ankle with some broken glass bottle. I am getting tired of just sitting here so i am writing in this thing that i found. I have to lose some pounds i am gross. I like those days that they block the water so people will not come becasue i am imbassassted that i look so big and i think that if i move to another part of the ocean that way they will not pour anymore poop on me becasue they are not going to move any where.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Noah's mom

Dear diary,
I am very confused i need my husband here with me i can not raise these kids all by myself. Abby is not taking it that well but Noah is alright.Today she was talking a wrong way about her father i didn't like it. I was so happy when he came back but i did like how he had to wear that bracelet. The worst thing about that is we always have to be watching him to make sure that he doesn't go anywhere. But i am so happy that he is out is out am not confused at all anymore and that is the way it should be. now that things are the way that they use to be.

Monday, May 26, 2008

shelly

Dear Diary,

Today this boy named noah came to see lice he is so sweet i dont want him to turn out like all the other men like lice. But what weird about him that he stared at me alot. I think that his dad should not be in jail because that is just wrong what they are doing on that boat throwing poop int eh ocean thats just wrong.
ps
must convince lice to take a shower

Thursday, May 22, 2008

lice peeking

Dear diary,

Today this kid came to my door step. i don't remember his name but he was Paines boy. he came to tell me that his pops was in the slammer and the boy wanted me to help bail him out. Snd i thought "what a stupid idea helping all the little turtles". But i thought to myself i will have the cool new boat to ride with my shelly. Oh i and i need to get nother pack of smokes selly thinks that i quit bit i didnt. I dont think i should i get crnky when i dont smoke. Oh and i have to take a shower i really smeel l